She gets home to have a little bit of sexy time with her husband before falling fast asleep. Here nurse Ana is just ending her shift and getting ready to head home after a very long day.
Ambulances are busy, a bitten man with only a small wound has had to be transferred to the ICU, and another bite victim is coming in with a torn out throat. Our remake of the Romero mall romp classic begins in a hospital where the early effects of the coming zombie apocalypse can be seen. I’m just saying, you know what, never mind, let’s just move on.
Not that I eat just assholes or anything, I eat the whole body. I wouldn’t have to rely on surprise, I’d just chase assholes down and consume them. Do you know how much easier my unlife would be if I could move fast? Prey would be so much easier to hunt. I only wish I could move that fast myself. No, the real reason I despise fast zombies is simple, jealousy. I have my reasons for disliking them as cinematic representations of us such as them coming across as little more than yet another movie monster instead of the sad, slow moving reminder of humanity lost that the “Romero” zombies retain, or how fast moving zombies seem nearly impossible considering the effects of rigor mortis and all, or even that fast moving zombies don’t seem at all like the humans they once were, which comes back to them seeming just like every other movie monster. In fact, I’ll go on record and say I absolutely despise fast moving zombies. It’s a well-known fact that I highly dislike fast moving zombies. When those who’ve recently died reanimate and begin attacking the living, causing those attacked to rise again, a small group take shelter in a local mall hoping to avoid the fate themselves.
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